no don't!

love the expression on their face.
i'm sure we've all had a moment like this.
unfortunately.
:)

turn me on

Turn Me On (lyrics by John D. Loudermilk/ sung by Norah Jones)

Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come home and turn me on

Like the desert waiting for the rain
Like a school kid waiting for the spring
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on

My poor heart, it's been so dark since you been gone
After all, you're the one who turns me off
You're the only one who can turn me back on

My hi-fi's waiting for a new tune
The glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on
Turn me on

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I was just listening to this song and I love the lyrics.
I especially like how it's compared to a light switch.
And it's true, isn't it? We all have someone(or many) in our life
who can bring out the light in us. We are lucky.

privacy

company?

what's the point
of all this pointless proximity
if you won't talk
take me for a walk
through a little story

all these years
have made me sick to tears
of such mysteries
why should i keep you
if you won't keep me
company?

til i get to know you
i ain't gonna show you nothing wordlessly
what you think this is?
you think that that grin
gonna get you in where you wanna be?

do i have to stand under your little cloud
just to get near you
baby can't you help this little girl
not to fear you

why don't you just talk
take me for a walk
through a little story
and tell me
why should i keep you
if you won't keep me
company?

"Company" Lyrics by Ani DiFranco

before you speak

I got this in an email today. Liked it very much :)

"Before you speak, ask yourself,
is it kind, is it necessary, is it true,
does it improve on the silence?"

Sai Baba

looking for sugar

When you come looking for sugar,
your bag will be examined
to see how much it can hold;
it will be filled accordingly.”

Jalalu'ddin Rumi , 1207-1273
Beloved Persian Poet

LOL funny

I got this in an email and it made me laugh! :) hopefully it does the same for you.

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Reddy and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me th 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer:"you............

Operator:"Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]